mjalti:

me: it’s not realistic to expect the type of love depicted in movies and stories, they function on an idealized notion of love that has a quick deus ex machina for situations that would require entire lifetimes to solve in real life

me, when Mr Darcy has to flex his hand after briefly holding Elizabeth’s hand in Pride and Prejudice (2005):

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canarry:

lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

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jigglypuffsvevo:

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

• instant cute outfit with minimal effort
• it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
• sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
• u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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antmanbf:

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

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itsagifnotagif:

Therapist: How are you feeling

Me: this bitch empty, yeet

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umlindsay:

inshadesofgrey:

taylor swift once put guitar riffs in dear john to make it sound like a john mayer song. taylor swift made we are never ever getting back together the most pop-sounding song because jake gyllenhaal despised pop music. taylor swift made the intro to last kiss 27 seconds long because joe jonas broke up with her on a 27 second phone call. taylor swift really is that bitch.

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